Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Boat That Didn't Materialize.

The boat seems to scream its distrust as they pulled their kayak close it. He knew, if he’d thought about it, that the hundred year old derelict was settling its old iron bones into the river silt, but the adrenaline rush of actually being there hampered his rational mind, and let his fanciful reptilian brain take charge.


“I heard it was a pirate ship,” Trajan’s utterance pulled him out of his internalized trance. While he’d heard the same rumor, he knew there had never been pirates on the Ohio River. Trajan owned the kayak and was easily offended so he knew he needed to gently let him down.
“Maybe, but the guy at the library said it was an old transport ship.”
“So, why’d it end up here,” Trajan queried?

“He said a tug company was so supposed to haul it off for salvage, but the line broke during a storm -- they lost it. He figured it must have drifted around for a few years and eventually washed ashore, but he couldn't be sure”

They secured their rope to the bow of the iron hulk.

“I guess we’ll know for sure once we get in there, Trajan.” A quick tug on the rope let them know it was secure, and then they carefully tied their kayak to the other end. Suddenly the hatch on the deck or the derelict hissed open and two ghastly mugs with machine guns burst out spraying the younger Kayakers with a plethora of other worldly bullets-- their boyhood journey came to a sudden end.

I read somewhere that some famous writer said, “if you’re ever stuck in a scene simply have two mugs burst through the door with machine guns, and now you have an ending.”
 I want to credit the tongue in cheek idea to Raymond Chandler, but the internet takes away as easily as it gives and I can’t find the idea anywhere. So, to avoid plagiarism or worse yet unknowingly steeling some one’s brilliance I have to credit the mugs with guns to someone else.
I have always been a writer from inspiration, only writing when my muse is hot, which is probably why I only have a few publications and two uncompleted novels.

 I’m trying an experiment, taking my own advice, and setting time every day to write. To write mostly shit, but write none the less.  Sometimes I may wind up with a good start or maybe even a good story, but mostly I think mugs with machine guns will burst in to get y out of a boring story.